we protect the greasers from the spoiled rich socs

have you ever been jumped by a gang of spoiled rich kids who scam kids on minecraft trading servers for a living and you ended up nearly dying

well say no more because we the pepsi addict wildlife protection are here to protect you so you will never be told to get a haircut

not even the greasiest of mcdonalds will ever be compared to your hair again

to unironically join this group you must have read the outsiders and give it a 10/10