The Gort is the real saint.

The Gort is an evolutionized being, having celestial and divine powers. Minorities think this creature is simply a "goat", but they are all oblivious and incorrect for thinking that. This religion was made to believe that Him and his pietistic beings aided in the fabrication of reality and time itself. Life and everything around you, even yourself was created by these deities. The Gort and His apprentices are simply magnificent. (gorts could, you know also mean ♥♥♥♥♥ but don't mind that.)



Gortism is a religion that was invented on August 19, 2015 to celebrate the sensation of freedom and divinity that the Gort and His apprentices above heaven have given us. They have bestowed so much to us and we must be very respectful and appreciative of this generous gift. The followers and believers of Gortism are thanked and will not regret the blessings the Gort will give you. You shall all be known as "Gorties".



There are always certain laws you must follow all the time, or else everything would not be stable, balanced and civilized as it is. The Gort wants to ensure a peaceful, harmonized life for everyone where all followers shall live in happiness and satisfaction, with no hatred or aversion:

1: Worship and worship only the Gort.
2: He asks for no violence, theft, rape, and the evils of the world.
3: Have respect, honor and allegiance between one and another.
4: The Gort is the only divine Gort.
5: You should NEVER believe/follow Gioism.



To the ends of the universe, exists the heavenly paradise where the Gort exists. He is the all-seeing being who watches over us in order to protect us and give us peace. He also has to keep a keen eye on a being who is on the border of Good and Evil, known as Giovanni Rutigliano. This being is a revolting human creature who is in the twisted depths of another reality. Although he has given some help to our future, he is a very mysterious and possibly traitorous person. Think of him as a mermaid. Looks can be deceiving. When a good human being who has followed all expectations and rules of the Gort which then passes away, his or her soul will be transferred to the alternate dimension known as "The Gort's Idyll", where all souls that have passed away can live happily and without regrets. Of the contrary, all other souls who have lived very poorly under the Gort's expectations shall be sent to Giovanni, who shall teach souls a succumbing punishment.


The Gort Himself, might seem like a very holy, and superior creature, but is a very mellow and easy-going being. He adores playing video games, thus essentially why this Steam group was created. He loves playing League of Legends, the Counter-Strike series, the Payday series, Valve games, RPGs and many others.