Gnome Templars our king,Jim Chompski, has told me to inform the Gnome Templars of an issue. Riots have been occuring in the Gnomish Nation, the reason for this is that the tribes not featured in the High Council, are complaining that the current seats of power, are not fairly being represented, and are demanding a representative in the High Council. They are also demanding that Jim Chompski step down to repay the wrongs done the Gnomish people and establish equality among the Gnomish People.

The Riots only threaten to get worse, because of this Jim Chompski has warned the Gnome Templars to be on standby in case our assistance is requested. Jim has also requested that we keep this information confidential amoung Gnome Templars only, until futher notice.

- General Sonvan Mediclav the MedicalGnome of the 42nd Royal Gnome Guardian Brigade
Personal Guardian of Jim Chompski

It has been reported that the Smurf army has bombed a Gnomish city, it is not confirmed what type of bomb was used, what city was bombed, or the number of casualties. The only thing that is confirmed is reports of Smurf bombers flying over Gnomish territory.

The High Gnomish Council is currently debating what course of action to take.

lets get down to business to defeat the huns! ha! did they send me daughters when i asked for sons your the saddest bunch that ive ever meet and you can bet! before were through that mister ill make a man out of you! tranquil as a forest but a fire within once you find youre center you are sure to win! you are a spinless coward in the dead of night and you havent got a clue but mister ill make a man out of you!!!!