Install Steam
login
|
language
简体中文 (Simplified Chinese)
繁體中文 (Traditional Chinese)
日本語 (Japanese)
한국어 (Korean)
ไทย (Thai)
Български (Bulgarian)
Čeština (Czech)
Dansk (Danish)
Deutsch (German)
Español - España (Spanish - Spain)
Español - Latinoamérica (Spanish - Latin America)
Ελληνικά (Greek)
Français (French)
Italiano (Italian)
Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
Magyar (Hungarian)
Nederlands (Dutch)
Norsk (Norwegian)
Polski (Polish)
Português (Portuguese - Portugal)
Português - Brasil (Portuguese - Brazil)
Română (Romanian)
Русский (Russian)
Suomi (Finnish)
Svenska (Swedish)
Türkçe (Turkish)
Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
Українська (Ukrainian)
Report a translation problem
Oh, let's all get the warp whistle and warp to "big world"! Too bad big world isn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun, like the rest of this game. The entire thing is designed to anger and frustrate you. Oh, you get Kuribo's shoe on one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ level! Wow, pardon me while I make the universal motion for a handjob. Kuribo's shoe ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucked. What did it do, exactly? It let you JUMP ON THINGS, something you were able to do the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Oh, also you looked gay. There are some interesting power-ups in the game, such as Tanookie Mario, Hammer Mario, and Frog Mario. But guess what? You can get them on like 2 levels total, and if you ♥♥♥♥ up and get hit ONCE, you lose them, FOREVER. Wow, that's fun! I love games that demand I play perfectly or have no fun, because I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ who strives for absolute perfection in gaming otherwise I kill myself. Mario 3 may have been interesting or fun at one time, but the game is a worthless piece of ♥♥♥♥ in today's day a