TANK THE BLOCK

Hello everyone,

It has come to our attention that the player 'Brian Clough' has been the subject of controversy recently regarding his lack of attendance and losing streak at 2vs2 tournaments.

The board directors attached the following emails regarding their dealings with Mr Clough.

-- Exhibt A --

Dear Sir or Madam,


It has recently come to my attention that your lack of attendance at the weekly 2v2 tournament sessions on the FwF server (91.121.153.45:27015) has created issues within the clan relating to dedication of other members and dwindling levels of entertainment.


Just this week FwF member Willerille threw his hands up and claimed 'I don't know what to do'. Which caused another member (FwF Skog) to sigh with relief as he no longer had to defend his title of champion in the 'winner stays on' component; the tournament was cancelled.


It has been brought to our attention that there was a lack of integrity within the weekly 2v2 tournaments caused by rule changes which benefitted you directly but also other members had become reliant and this lack of integrity which will be discussed further down in this letter.


It has also been brought to the attention of the clan that you have not attempted wholeheartedly to win a tournament and openly avoided this by selecting ♥♥♥♥♥ partners (women) to ensure you did not win. This action will require a separate verbal disciplinary action at a later time.


As FwF Brian Clough represents an important character in the clan it is of utmost importance that you attend the weekly 2v2 tournaments so as not to cause others distress which sometimes leads over compensation from other members to play your character and tanks to go unblockenden. There has been a marked correlation between your lack of attendance and the Player of the Year becoming alcohol dependent. He has recently been spotted verbally abusing passers-by, requesting random rule changes and thus caused him to become a social outcast.


I will be forwarding this e-mail to the DoD Chair of governors and will also request an activation of article 69 of the Airman-Glassball-1nil clause alongside an inquest into your overall performance as God of DoD.


Yours truly,


FwF Denara - The Most Dedicated

-- Exhibit B --

Dear Sir or Madam,

It has come to my attention that your attendance on "server::<<91.121.153.45.27015>>" has decreased significantly in the past two weeks. You have failed to attend three tournaments in the past four weeks. Upon further investigation, it appears many players have also complained about the lack of integrity within the (FwF) server, with clan mates citing "constant rule changes" which lead to two instances of you directly benefiting from said changes.

Fun with Flags requires the utmost professional tanken blonken and spawnrushing and the effort you have been inputting has been sub-par. As a result of your negligence of your duties, I have been forced to enact Article 69 of the Airman-Glassball-1nil clause. You have seven days to reply, issuing valid forms of evidence or proficient reasoning behind the absence.

Failure to provide required information will result in further disciplinary action including an investigation from the DoD Chair of Governors (headed by Verdugo) into the legitimacy of your status as the God of DoD. Disciplinary action will be issued in the form of a personal -home- pitch invasion by September One[ESP] and a direct coo-zoo nade.

Yours truly, FwF Sean Archer - Player of the Year (2017, 2018)


- Final Decision -

It has been hard to track down Mr Clough but we are pleased to announce we have spoken with the individual. An agreement has been reached. Mr Clough had agreed that it was time for him to hang up the headset. And put the mouse on the shelf. But due to the demand and the state of 2vs2. Brain C has decided now is the time to correct his behaviour. We as an organisation have made it clear that the 2vs2 page must be updated and the next show must be announced right now.

So the next 2vs2 Tournament will be on Wednesday February 6th hosted by Brian Clough. Jimmy and Skog will defend their titles after their Royal Rumble Victory. The event page will be fully updated on Wednesday evening after the tournament.

The following Tournament after that will be on Sunday hosted by Willerille.
We will aim to tie Brian down to a ful time contract after this period.

- Brian Clough did leave us with these last words -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVAsGCOl8Ak

As you were

Tank the Block

Brian Clough

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