PEACE. WARMTH. LOVE. FLOOFINESS.

Floof's Squad of Floofs for Peace and Warmth
[The FSFPW]

Hello, I'm Floof, and I'm here to talk to you about something very important. It seems that more and more people are becoming fed up with winter. It's too cold to do this, or the snow is such a pain.. Whatever the excuse, this is a tragedy.

We are losing sight of floofy hats, sweaters, and blankets. We're forgetting the feeling of cuddling together by a fire and sipping hot cocoa. We're forgetting holiday music and gatherings. We're forgetting what it's like to feel our nose tingle as we step inside a warm house after walking through a blizzard. We're missing out on snowball fights, peaceful, snowy nights, and the sound of blizzards rattling our windows.

But DON'T WORRY! There is a cult for that, and YOU can be a part of it!

Grab your chill chullo, your snow sleeves, or any other appropriately floofed cosmetic, and gather!

We are floofs. Queen Floofy has called you all to the service of the floofdom. We must remind the community what it means to wear these items, and how valuable wintertime is to our soul. We will rally every now and again, simply to celebrate the aesthetically beautiful season of winter and spread cheer through out the world.

Our organization has four pillars.
PEACE.
WARMTH.
LOVE.
FLOOFINESS.

If you are floofy, this is the place for you.
Together, we stand in the name of all things, soft, warm, and floofy, huddling together for peace, warmth, love, and floofiness across the dangerous tundras of Coldfront and Barnblitz.

Can you take over a server?
Can you create peace?
Can you create warmth?
Can you spread the love?
Can you be truly floofy?

Can you Make America Floof Again™ from snowycoast to snowycoast?

See what others are saying about "Make America Floof Again.."

"Hats? Yeah, I got hats. Scarves? My drawers are OVERFLOWING with scarves. I have the best damn head warmer out there, I tell you. Unusual, too. Do the reds have that, huh? No! They are too busy playing maps like Dustbowl and Frontier. Wearing cosmetics like... Doc's Holiday. Sunglasses. Sad!"

"Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “Floofface Von Chullostick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it..."

"Sorry losers and haters, but my floofiness is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault"

"Spycrabs? I love the spycrabs! Hoovies? Love 'em! It really brightens my day to see a Rancho-ing Lazgineer. Conga? You betcha! I love to conga!"

"The best sandviches are made right here, in Floof Tower.™ I love Hoovies!"

"Man shot in Teufort police station. Just announced that terror threat is at highest level. 2Fort is a total mess-big crime, GET SMART!"

[DISCLAIMER - This group is neither pro or anti Trump; it's simply a parody.]