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Congratz
>customer wants big mac
>says hold the onions
>put onions in anyways
>spit in it for disrespecting shrek
>customer sees me spit in his burger
>calls manager
>get fired on the spot
>go home
>pray to shrek
>tell him what happened at work
>hear a whisper
>"dont worry, your problem will be ogre soon"
>wake up next day
>go on news
>story of double homicide
>ex manager and customer were victims
>anchorman says both were beaten to death by an onion
>hear a whisper
>"they should've check themsleves out before they shrek'd themselves"
You need to change your viewmodel
(no phishing.)
I'll add as many as I can ^^