Esgoto dos Ratos do Futebol

Bro, you ever seen a monkey install Linux? Picture this: a room full of chimps, all wearing tiny glasses, hunched over their keyboards. They’re compiling kernels, configuring bash scripts, and partitioning drives like absolute legends. One monkey’s got Arch Linux up and running—minimalist as heck. Another’s arguing over Fedora vs. Ubuntu in fluent ASCII art.

The head honcho chimp? Yeah, he’s dual-booting Debian and Gentoo because, and I quote, 'you gotta stay versatile in this jungle.' Meanwhile, the baby monkey is over in the corner with a Raspberry Pi, setting up a custom VPN for the entire troop.

By the time they're done, they’ve optimized the system so well that even the bananas get peeled faster. And don’t even get me started on how they themed their desktops—these primates are rocking sleek GNOME setups with more extensions than your browser could dream of.

You think you’re tech-savvy? Nah, these monkeys just installed Linux on a toaster.

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