the greatest 24/7 dust2 server on the internet.

do you wake up in the morning and ask yourself “MAN, I WISH I DID SOMETHING MEANINGFUL WITH MY LIFE.” but don’t actually have the drive to really fulfill your life long dreams, and instead wallow away in your own fifth, chainsmoking as you take massive swigs from week-old stale bottles of olde english?

if this does OR does NOT describe you, then do i have something INCREDIBLE to offer to you.

we have an AWESOME-REG PINGBOOSTED SUPER PUB that people want to waste their life in. and we’re looking for RESPONSIBLE (or not) people who will put 110% (or at least 10%) effort into building it up, keeping it populated, and supporting the community that will develop.

TECHNICAL SPECS:

26 slots – 100tick – chicago location

YOUR PERKS AND BENEFITS PACKAGE:

– constant harassment from pub ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who add you to their friends list because it makes them feel cool

– people spamming your steamfriends, demanding bans every 12.8 seconds because they are bad at counter-strike

– forgetting that you used to play this game for fun, and thought that being a pub admin would be AWESOME

– administrating the forums and putting up with trolls all day as the forums grow and get auto-signed up by ♥♥♥♥ and spambots

– other good things that i haven’t thought of yet.

IF THIS OPPORTUNITY SOUNDS AMAZING TO YOU, APPLY TODAY! WE NEED A BUNCH OF DOUCHEBAGS TO KEEP THIS BRAND NEW SERVER FREE OF DOUCHEBAGS LIKE YOURSELF.