Q: Why should i join this dumbass clan?
A: First off, that's a douchebagel thing to say, so you my friend are perfect for the clan! Second douchebagel inc. will send you a free copy of "insert game title here".

Q: What is a douchebagel
A: ?????????

Q: How do we chose player of the week?
A: Well whoever is the best at being a douchebagel that week will get this prestigous award.

Q: How to be best douchebagel?
A: Just be your beautiful and charming self.

A: Yes
Q: Thank you!