*phone rings*

Welcome to Devil May Cry.
So I heard you wanna be a demon hunter huh?
This is the place to be. First I gotta teach you the basics.






RULES:

#1) You MUST own a badass sword of some kind.
#2) Adjust your primary diet to pizza and we'll get along just fine.
#3) Leather, leather and more leather. Chaps are optional.
#4) Don't mind the smell, you get used to it.
#5) And this is the most important one: Have fun.

Share your devil hunting stories, talk about that smokin' combo you did a while back, just laze around and get crazy. Demon hunters have hard days and unwind time is like Heaven for one.

So just chill out and have yourself a party.