Watch Our Dad's Classic Movie, "Deck The Halls."

"In my opinion, there are many actors. One of them is me. I am the best of them all, I was in the iconic 'Deck The Halls' and 'Junior.' If the world doesn't have a Danny Devito, then everyone will turn into 'Devito Doritos™.' 'Devito Doritos™' are Doritos where every time you eat one of them, it says 'I am actor, I was Lorax.' Every. Single. Time."

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27. mai 2019 - badass hell hound 77 | 1 kommentarer

greetings fellow participants. it has been brought to my cool attention that danny devito will be performing a brand new skit on the popular american television show "SNL" tonite. the skit will include, and not be limited to, danny eating a bar of DOVE™ soap for 5 uninterrupted minutes. idk, if you ask me, just in my own personal opinion, this should be pretty high on the lit scale. i very genuinely think you will be so blown away, green ♥♥♥♥ will start spraying out of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (not even kidding about that.) alright yeah, thanks for reading.

-Goodbye :_)

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New Garfield Movie??? (REAL))

18. juli 2018 - badass hell hound 77 | 1 kommentarer

Yo y'all, how's em hangin', baddah Cobs here. I'm sending this message from my fortnite fort in the game Fortnite, idk if you've heard of it it's pretty inde lowkey. Anyway, baddah devito has an important message that he's asked me to send out. "Dea' Fortniters. Houu cuz, try look. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥ called me up yestah-day and ask me to cast as Garfield in da new af movie "Garfield: Tales of orange. I 'tought it'd b a straight banger, bust 'em up wit da money afta dis one. But, I wanted to call all my boys up before I make da decision. Tanks, shoots. Btw, I got one cramp in my leg. Hurts like ♥♥♥♥. If one of y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ be willin' to gimme some pakalolo (weed) to heal em, dat be great. k, shoots freal. 'sketit." Tanks danny boy. K u guys, lemme know.

♥♥♥ u

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