We might look cute but we shoot you in the face and laugh about it.

The founding fathers:
A dope fish.
The disco spider.
One amazing mouse.

We feed on the cries of babies and the whine of young men. We laugh at children with cancer and at poor africans with aids. We are horrible people and have no common sense whatsoever. Do not try to reason with us for it will be in vain. We are mere critters, mocking the world and making fun of the less fortunate.

Hopes die last my friends. There is always hope.

But not for us. We're going to hell for what we do.