Turn to Jesus

Hat is so skibid fanum tax chunges grimace ohio all my fellas pomni duke dennis did you pray today W rizz fanum tax ronaldo garten of banban all my fellas kai cenat oklahoma rizzler from ohio survive the jeff the killer i found amoungus at 3am batrick batman anti furry ishowmeat fanum skibid gyatt rizz tvwoman kai cenat gyatt i put the new forgis on the jeep i put the new forgis on the jeep sussy balls all my fellas

Met a beta sugma gigachad hitting the Patrick Bateman griddy while singing "Is that the Freddy Fazbear har har har." As a smurf cat for sure, I had to join his gyatty rizz griddy, belting "Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes" while keeping it sus. Beta sugma gigachad didn't vibe and buckled my shoes, turning today into a homophobic anti-furry doom slayer day. But then, John Pork called on my Andrew Tate theme song ringtone so loud I screamed "AMONG US" 69420 times to drown it out. Ice Spice and Walter White stopped rizzing each other and called Grimace. Grimace told me, "There's nothing I can do." I hit him back with the "Ambatukam" superpower and jerked off to TV Woman from Ohio Skibidi Toilet. My kingdom come flooded the room. That gigachad actually hates women, but my beta ♥♥♥ made him forgive me. Now we're a couple, but I'm still homophobic because I'm a ligma sigma beta alpha omega male who's based. Go back to the field or I'll call you the Austrian Painter, you 0% gyatt nerd.

This rizz journey ain't for the faint-hearted. It's all about the grind, the skibidi, and the relentless pursuit of ultimate rizz. You ain't lived till you've felt the skibidi rizz flowing through your veins, hitting that gyatt level 10 with Ice Spice on repeat. Skibidi dop dop dop, yes yes, stay rizzed up, my dudes.