all your women are belong to cooljerk

This is NOT just a fan group.
This is a REVOLUTION.
This is the beginning of something GREAT.

You are now a part of something bigger than anything you've ever encountered .......WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF COOLJERK


Who is cooljerk you might ask. Come along on this wonderful and informational ride as we explore our great leader, cooljerk.

His eyes are comparable to the emeralds of Egypt. His silky hair is dark blonde with a hair flip that makes women prostrate before his very feet. His very voice soothes the most corrupt soul. His calls rain a fiery hell on all who cross his path.

Why should he be your leader? What has he accomplished? What makes him so deserving of your loyalty and admiration?

1st Place - CEVO Versus Tourney #2 - Area 51 gaming
1st Place - Confogl Cup FOSHO - Area 51 gaming
1st Place - CyberGamer Placement Tournament - Area 51 gaming

Still not convinced? Legends have it that his jockey once avenged his fallen teammates and quad capped a team on his own...you can actually watch the video by clicking on the link below. His HR accuracy is 67% only because he fires his bullets into the sky to warn future SI that he is present and ready. His uzi rains a hail of fire through everything he sees fit whether it be commons or walls. His shotgun is the most scary of all. When equipped with this weapon, skeets will be plentiful. And if that was not enough, he may bless you with a m2 so you may feel his holy touch. He is untouchable. Some say he is more god than man.

And like all legends, he is shrouded in mystery. No one knows who he really is.

Some say he is the biggest troll in L4D
Some say he is the ultimate try hard
Some say he does not not try hard enough
Some say vegeta read his power level and it read OVER 9000
Some say he is the only man alive Chuck Norris acknowledges
Some say by associating with him, you will lose steam friends because they can not fathom his greatness

By his side, are righteous zealots:
-The mighty sygnus, a man who strikes trolls down with his mighty tongue
-The resurrected knight Lycerate who has returned from the depths of hell itself.
-The mysterious Togie, the man who was rumored to have lunch with Tyrael himself.
-The wise sloe, who offers his advice in many of the dealings of the king.
-The knight of the round Fox, also known as Lancelot

His favorite color is green
He frequently has breathing problems and will say "i can't breathe"
He apparently "hates this game"
He likes to call upon his team by saying "team?"
He acknowledges there is an opposing group "cooljerk's a fat idiot" and understands that there can not be love for him without hate

Being a part of this kingdom was originally exclusive, but cooljerk wanted his kingdom to be public to all players of all skill levels. As great as he is, he is also kind. He will take all who seek salvation under his mighty wings and lead his army of jerkians to victory.

Welcome comrades.




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Morse Code Episode 1 || starring cooljerk and sygnus
his holy message to the community
One Jockey to Rule Them All