Brothers and Sisters, I am pleased to announce that today marks the one year anniversary of the Church of Grahamology's official establishment.

While we both lost and won our Crusade against the Bacon Church, I believe there is a new threat to our beliefs, formed by a renegade member of our congregation, which is rapidly growing.

I wish to you all success, and to another excellent year!

Enim Graham et Gloria![/u]

FOR TODAY IS THE 219th BIRTH OF GRAHAM

The Bacon Church has surrendered. All Grahamologists fall back.
Enim et Gloria!

It seem that the Bacon Church has accepted our declaration of war. Fellow Grahamologists, we must unite and stop this false worship!