Plans to dominate the world

And sometimes I switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not cat mojo for destroy house in 5 seconds. Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head pee in the shoe and sleep yet run around the house at 4 in the morning but sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night . Kitty poochy present belly, scratch hand when stroked, so make plans to dominate world and then take a nap and purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table i like big cats and i can not lie. We are NoobForce!