blahaj

this stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shark has a grip hold on my life. i spent my entire last paycheck buying mass amounts of these dumb sharks. i bought so many of these sharks and my family asked me "why did you buy so many sharks" and all i could tell them was "blahaj". I have too many to fit in my apartment i started storing them in my office cubical[sic] at work. my boss told me to move my sharks and that the workspace isnt a storage place, so i (extremely reluctantly) gave him one and he changed his tune. he bankrupted our company buying as many blahajs as he could. its like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virus

I wake up to a bed of blahaj, i work in a cubical[sic] of blahaj, i eat in a kitchen of blahaj they are all around me, i cannot escape it, this is my life now. im beyond repair, i know its a problem but i cant bring myself to give a ♥♥♥♥. its ruining my life, my relationship with my family, and now im out of a job cause the company went under.

♥♥♥♥ you ikea