UGC SUPER PRO 4v4 TEAM WORLD CHAMPIONS

I would like to announce the drafting of our newest gamer into the BigBoyEnterprisesFamilyTM Dynasty, Hit "The Gamer" Reg. Coming in at 420 lbs and 6'9, I drafted this gamer right from a crust HP Laptop box outside of a closed down Best Buy. His degenerate self slowly scuttled towards me and I couldn't resist! This gamer has it all, skill, passion, and most importantly he's a giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥! These elements will help him mesh into the team like a ♥♥♥♥ in my ass! I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die











paul blart thicc no ♥♥♥♥