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Disguised as a raccoon, Cartman becomes a vigilante dubbed "The ♥♥♥♥", who attempts to wipe out crime in South Park. Though Cartman tries to raise awareness about The ♥♥♥♥ through word of mouth, nobody pays much attention to the ♥♥♥♥'s efforts. When he reports "crimes" to the police department, he is threatened with jail time and snubbed off. During class, Cartman tries to hype up an appearance from the ♥♥♥♥, saying he will be on roof of a Walgreens later that evening. Cartman (as the ♥♥♥♥) shows up to the spot to find another child superhero named "Mysterion" who is far more successful in garnering appreciation as a crime stopping icon from the police and South Park citizens who want to know just "Who is Mysterion?" Cartman is angered by his lack of popularity and the attention Mysterion is receiving. The ♥♥♥♥ tries to discover the identity of Mysterion, but only finds more questions when Wendy suggests that it may not necessarily be a boy.
Cartman decides to rid the town of Mysterion, enlisting the help of Professor Chaos and his sidekick General Disarray who are, unlike the ♥♥♥♥, as familiar to residents of South Park as Mysterion has quickly become. Butters also wants to know the identity of Mysterion but can only narrow the list of suspects to the few boys from Mr. Garrison's 4th grade class whose appearances do not differ greatly from that of others. In a scheme to uncover Mysterion's identity, Cartman convinces Professor Chaos to threaten the destruction of a hospital unless Mysterion reveals his or her identity. After Cartman plants the TNT and leaves to buy detonators, Mysterion unexpectedly arrives and fights Professor Chaos and General Disarray on top of the building. A crowd forms below and cheers on Mysterion as the police take no actions realizing that their bullets are no match for Professor Chaos' aluminum foil armor. Dramatically, Cartman appears to fight on the side of Mysterion, with the hopes that he too will be hailed as a hero. At that point, Professor Chaos and General Disarray run off in defeat. After their victory, Cartman convinces Mysterion to unmask himself by claiming such threats to public safety will continue until Mysterion's secret is revealed.
Despite the threat of imprisonment, Mysterion unmasks himself showing the television viewers only the portion of Mysterion's face that looks similar to almost all of Mr. Garrison's 4th grade class. The crowd, however, is shocked to learn his identity. Mysterion is hauled to prison, much to the regret of all except Cartman. With Professor Chaos, General Disarray and Mysterion defeated, Cartman now perceives that he is the "super hero" in South Park and that every town should have a ♥♥♥♥ like him.

Kite is also close to ♥♥♥♥, a derogatory name for Jewish people.

The ♥♥♥♥ - fatcake.
Mysterion - ?!
Professor Chaos - spermwhale
General Disarray - yoona
The Kite - dom
Mosquito - shane
Tupperware - faiz
Mintberry Crunch - wrath
Toolshed - psycho
Captain Hindsight - Alma!

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