In order to become a true member of Asian Squad Delta Force Bravo, you are all now required to donate at least 2 lbs of rice to the "Feed the Ryans Rice" AKA the FRR. You may drop it off at the panda exhibit in North Korea (There's only one, and that's in the buffet - there's also only one of those, so it shouldn't be too hard to find) any time between December 26th and January 20th. There must be a note attached labeled "FRR" and your name. Any non-contributers will be marked as non-believers and will be hung by their nipples while the god Shwang licks your calfs. That is all.