The time has come. We have waited for more than a year since we all simultaniously got arrested after OPERATION KONSUM, ironically resulting in death by starvation of 3/4 of our crew, including myself. Now this new opportunity has appeared on our radar. It is time to strike!

1. Gather 2 tons of metal scrap, a broken phone display and a 4 cubic meter cardboard box.
2. Dump the metal scrap on someone's front yard and wait for them to rush out and cry in despair.
3. Throw the cardboard box at the person and tuck yourself around it so that it will be held down to the ground by your weight.
4. Tell them that they are now your eternal prisoner, stuck in a limbo between life and death.
5. Tell them that there is a way out, wait for them to desperately ask what it is (may take some time).
6. Tell them to give you their smartphone, and then wait for them to accept. After that you can let them out of your dark cardboard embrace.
7. After you've let them out, shoot them in the head with your 44. Magnum, since we can't really trust them to actually give you the phone (gun not included).
8. Steal their phone and manually replace the glass with the broken glass, because we couldn't really find a good use at all for the broken glass.
9. Now use the phone to find the way to the nearest police station.
10. Go to the police station
11. Stand in front of the police station
12. Subject police officers to various pranks
13. Leave when you feel like it.
14. Like our group on instagram (we don't have an account)
15. If you fail to complete step 14, you have to perform the entire plan all over again from step 1.

Enough intel has been gathered, and we want everyone to gather outside Konsum in Malmberget, in about two hours! Thanks for your support

at 00:31 today, I was DDOS:ed by the police. My internet was down for about an hour until I was able to strike back and recover my internet access. Bazzaren was witness to this and can confirm that it happened. We walk a dangerous path, but it´s the only right path to freedom!

about 7 minutes ago I posted info about the gathering outside the Gällivare police station. I want to thank everyone who gathered there and helped us spy on the building. We were able to draw many conclusions from the recon, before the owner of Dylans forced all of the 8 masked spies to leave his territory if we didn´t buy pizza. Unfortunately every pizza had anchovies on them, so we ran away.