lol

Watch this and shut the ♥♥♥♥ up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFjXbDyWq6A

Top o' the mornin to ya. Hopefully everybody is having a good day so far. I am throwing up every hour on the hour... Yay for weight loss programs that actually work. Just kidding. I am sick. But, according to my clock, I still have 45 minutes and 32 seconds until the next eruption. So, here I am introducing myself in the nicest way I know how. By grossing people out, and making them feel uncomfortable. :) Nice to meet all of you, and I hope to one day decorate my Christmas tree with your insides. But... We have to start slow. I am old fashioned after all.

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(¸,·´　(¸＊ℳerry ℭhristmas & ℋappy ℋolidays! - Apple

Of course, LP is everywhere =)

Half of this is LP, ofcourse.