please enjoy cringing at my 16 year old self

"...And do not forget: The Darkwraiths reside in a dark void called the Abyss. But the Abyss is no place for ordinary mortals. Although, long ago, the knight Artorias traversed the Abyss.

If you can find him, and learn from him, the Abyss may prove surmountable. But mark my words: the Darkwraiths are the enemies of man, and any living thing that has a soul. They were never meant to roam again..."

This is my super chill Warframe clan. We're pretty cool guys. Want to join? Lol just kidding if you've found this page then you're most likely already a member.

fml

Some ground rules. (shamelessly stolen from the forum thread)

This is going to be a long list, but please make sure you've read and understood them before requesting an invite:

1. Be a pretty cool guy.

2. Be chill.

3. Relax!

4. Like the same music as me. Or don't. People have different tastes after all.

5. You must be under 81 years of age to join. Some clans like to enforce the whole "18+" thing. We decided to reverse it and flip the number, cause we thought it would be funny and age isn't an accurate method of determining maturity.

6. If we're on a Skype call, laugh at my jokes. Seriously embarassing when you don't, makes me feel like I'm geniunely unfunny when you guys just don't have a sense of humor.

7. pls dont type liek dis, or ill ban u. Nah but seriously that annoys me I'd rather you at least make a minimal effort to type intelligibly. Not super important but "u" is probs my biggest pet peeve.

8. Don't be all, arrogant or elitist or whatever. If the thought "wow he's a total noob for using that setup" crosses your mind at any point, you're in the wrong place. Refer to rules 1, 2 and 3.

9. They really need to implement some sort of unstuck feature, like seriously I get the whole "make sure the maps aren't bugged beforehand" but come on, you're only human DE, there are going to be mistakes and it would be swell if we had a surefire way of dealing with them. This isn't really a rule, just wanted to get that out there.

10. Finally, don't be like, offensive or anything. Again, rules 1, 2 and 3. But I don't mean like, no racial slurs or some bs like that. That's stupid. Racial slurs don't make you a racist. Sexist jokes don't make you a sexist. But if somehow your hatred for same-sex couples or Africans or females or whatever comes up in a conversation then I'll probably awkwardly kick you.

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