Men who are in no way shape or form related to Zebras.

We feed on the ripe grass of the South African prairies and drink from the freshest ponds that are filled with which we will never know. To become a Zebra Man you must only ask for forgiveness from the great almighty Captain Zebra Man and he will return to you what you deserve whether it is the power of the almighty Zebra or totality of failure in everything you take part in.