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Bus was hit by Wurdle and fatally wounded today.

Chili is now a admin on the server. I've also promoted Chili and D. Stab to officers. None of this means anything of course - since ranks hold no meaning. BUT LET THIS BE A TESTAMENT OF THE ABILITIES THAT OUR OFFICERS HOLD INHERENT IN THEIR HANDS. WURDLE SQUAD WURDLE SQUAD RAH RAH RAH!~

YES IT IS "THAT" ANNOUNCEMENT. THE ONE YOU HAVE BEEN DYING TO HEAR ABOUT SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE DAWN OF AGES! THE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT DECLARES WE HAVE OUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SERVER! WOOOHOOO!
(yeah I'm a little late)

SOMEONE CHALK ANOTHER VICTORY POINT UP FOR THE WURDLE SQUAD! WHY? BECAUSE OUR ILLUSTRIOUS NEW MEMBER IS THE ONE AND ONLY......(drumroll)....... GOD'S HAND KENMAN! THE ONE WHO BLAZES THROUGH THE NIGHT SKY AND LIGHTS UP THE HOPE FOR THOSE TRAPPED IN DUSK! A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR A FINE WURDLE SQUAD MEMBER