So wise

Fellow brethren, we gather here in this group to proclaim the word of the great thinker, Toss.

~Notable Accomplishments of Toss~
-Toss, First person to put the lime IN the coconut.
-Toss, First person to like A Rather Festive Tree.
-Toss, First person to get through the ObamaCare signup process.
-Toss, First person to name 307 children in under a minute.
-Toss, First person to enjoy the McRib.
-Toss, First person to cry over spilling his milk
-Toss, First person to become wise.
-Toss, First person to mistake Glaceon for a water pokemon.
-Toss, First person to fap while cooking noodles.
-Toss, First person to leave a scrim to eat some fruit.

Wisdom of the day is posted daily of course (not really), so be sure to pay attention to announcements!