We are The Union Of the Derpy Fish

We are The Union Of the Derpy Fish, We are a diverse clan of Jigglies, Freemans, and Humble Derpies. Our goal is to devour the entire human race, and possibly kill them in the process. If you try to join the Union but are not connected with our armies, a brick will be hurled at you and your soul will devoured regardless of the situation. There are many creatures that will try (and succeed) to devour your soul, including but not limited to: Nickolai, Jigglies, Humble Derpies, Humble Bouncies and Freemen.