Tokio Hotel Haters

Tokio Hotel


The only known remains of the Footless One's foot, on show at Ripley's Believe it or Not
The only known remains of the Footless One's foot, on show at Ripley's Believe it or Not

Bill Kaulitz was born in the pride festival of Minas Tirith in Paris Hilton. He was son to an old onion farmer and an old nazgûl known only to the locals as "Der Fußlose" (The footless one) The mother of the family was a famed animal prostitute competing for the Head of the Madeburg tribe. In the end, The Footless One achieved such sucess and as a consequence Tom Kaulitz was born. Strangely, due to the severe damage of the Footless One's vagina, Tom was born with webbed flaps of skin joining his upper arm to his torso. Such taunts at school included "Das Flugzeug" and "Kleiner Schwanz" which was also a result of the less than standard condition of his mother's vagina.

Tokio Hotel is a German pop rock band. The quartet has scored four number one singles, two number one albums and claim to have sold over 3 million CDs and DVDs in their homeland. Whilst achieving much chart success in Germany and Austria and some chart success in France, Italy,and in Switzerland they are yet to occupy high chart positions within the English speaking world despite releasing english language versions of their albums. They are almost populair over whole Europe.

Tokio hotel started their carreer as devilish. when they were discovered they became Tokio hotel.



Other Members (see ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)

In Tokio Hotel there are three other members including Tom, Bills brother who seeks to become a rapper and two other not important guys. The other guys Gustav and Georg have been seen lurking in the back grounds of pictures.
Der Fußlos Eins ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Due to the nature of Bill's grandmother's profession, the Footless One was born suffering from genetic defects also, as a result giving her the name of Footless One (other such names include "Skippy" and "Cap'n Hook") There are no recordings of the Footless One's actual maiden name. The birth certificate includes the word "Gott, hilf uns!" (God help us!) and such stains believed to be blood by tribe members but forensic evidence proved such a substance as Heinz Tomato Ketchup. ♥♥♥♥♥♥