Dear who ever you are (hopefully not a thot >:( ),

INVITE YOUR THOT REBELLIOUS FRIENDS!!!!! MEMBERS ARE WELCOME! MAJORITY WINSSS.

IF WE HAVE MORE THOT POLICE TO REMOVE THE THOTS FROM OUR WORLD, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO SURVIVE!!

IF YOU ARE A THOT SPY, YOU WILL BE INSTANTANIOUSLY EXTERMINATED WITH OUR SPIKED STARBUCKS DRINKS. BE WARNED.