"I don't think I've ever been player of the week..." well now you will be player of the week potentially forever!!! Please mail gift baskets to the special gamer at your earliest convenience.

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Why... put it in your mouth and chew, of course! ;>)

Happy 2X (?) birthday Joe! We hope your car gets many extra horsepowers so you can win the big race and become the NASCAR legend you always wanted to be!

We hope you don't get nailed to a cross and then have your message twisted and violated for malicious purposes for centuries to come! That wouldn't be very epic at all, haha!!!

What is a birthday? We just don't know...

Happy birthday!!! We hope you get the Mumble fixed, so then we can squabble over which chat program to use like toddlers! Truly the gift that keeps on giving.