Me and the other toucan whisperer have been hard at work trying to work towards understanding the toucans hooly and immaculate messages, and we have found something rather saddening, we aint been happy since like 2015 or 2014, so we wana know if yall would be down to figure out how time travel works an head back to 2015ish with us and save Harambe seeing as how its been nothing but downhill since the death of our hero.

Those of you who have been loyal to the cause of the toucan may have noticed that there have been very few stories lately, this is because the Toucan has changed the way he tells stories. Before he simply told them to us, but it was very hard to translate them and took a lot of time, seeing this he changed the way he tells them. He now uses dreams, thoughts and events to tell them. Me and my partner are still getting used to this new way of telling stories, but are getting better and it does seem like it will be faster once we get used to it. That should be all for now, and remember, ALL HAIL THE HOOLY PURPLE LASER EYED TOUCAN.

We have reached the point at which we need zealots to spread the religion, if you are still with us please spread the religion, it's the only way the way, All hail the hooly purple laser eyed toucan.

For those who thought this group was dead, you where wrong, I was out on a pilgrimage for the toucan, and I have returned with more story's, head to the discussions to see the first translated story. Note toucan is very hard to translate.

Just routine praising of the Holy Toucan.