Welcome to Taskforce black - May we Pwn You Today?

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Welcome to the feburary/march edition of the taskforce black update, just a couple of things to keep you all up to date.
Where to start???
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This is a big one,,, bigger than my........
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I would firstly like to welcome Cap to our Family, hes a canny lad with a slightly unhealthy fixation to red bull and swears like a trooper - should fit in just fine!!!!

Secondly i would like to apologise to the fbg community for our absence in the current(ly postponed) battle.

The saturday before my pc died and ive just got it back so we missed out im afraid - but we shall be back to conquer your planet sometime soon.

We have also made a couple of changes to the main server :-

89.145.98.68:27015

changes bigger than my......... pearl jam collection
adding a rate map mod and new maps to our server to allow you guys to vote for the maps you guys like and we shall keep them in rotation.

We have also added a realism mod to our smaller server which is currently down for maintenance so i dont have the ip but as soon as its back up it will be running some cool stuff :D

Last month we took part in a nail bitingly close match with ukwl, part recorded for a belgian tv or something at clashes place, with so much at stake it was important that both teams put up a decent fight-

And boy was it a good one

Both teams performed above par to what ive seen in the past and organisation and tactics were employed with militant efficincy.
Eventually we emerged victorious - but only just - with the scores finishing at 16-14.

Thanks for giving us the opportunity to take part in this match it was great fun for us and we look forward to many more in the future.

While on the subject of matches i would like to invite all opposing clans to challenge us and inform all members that i am now taking all recorded footage we have available from matches and putting together the clan movie. any inquries into the film or matches direct to myself or the clan forums.

Also some personal news bigger than my........ Kitchen sink

My podcast is now into its third episode and all the technical difficulties present in the past three episodes have been ironed out, mic cuts, volume issues and general lack of direction are now all sorted and assuring that next episode WILL be perfect.

For more info on the podcast go to

http://tgoj.podbean.com/

Also email any questions you would like answered on the podcast to the clan forums, and if you would like top guest appear on the podcast , simply ask, we need lots of special guests to 'treat' :D

So thats abou ti for now, any more updates will now be coming asap and any questions simply ask a clan member or stop by the website

http://www.taskforce-black.co.uk/news.php

Thats it for now, gn all and sleep well.

Wow we went this whole update without mentioning my huge penis...............What;?