We're Puchin Ya Mutha

Well, I’m always writing these little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ essays in my spare time because I think you guys read them. By now you probably realized that I can get pretty damn annoyed and that usually happens fast. So it’s come to my attention that we need a little wake up call. Ok, we have played D2 and Mill for months. I can recall playing since January of this year, so I’d like to think that we know the maps well. We do, but we aren’t working well on them all of a sudden. Seriously, what’s up with the deaf hearing you guys have? I call things that should need to be called once, and I’m saying it three or four times. Let alone, I’m getting the people who actually listen very aggravated with my constant yelling. By this stage in the game we should have at least established the basics of scrimming with a team. When someone calls something, you listen to that call, not ignore it. That isn’t the only thing we seem to have issues with. Our little Mill scrim, though we won it, wasn’t good enough. We only won because those guys weren’t good and had four people on their team opposed to our five. I ended up getting blindsided because of a call that should have been there. When you say, “SA1 is clear”, the first thing you should be checking is vents. No one said vents were broken. I thought about asking that but I figured you guys would have said something. I went into B and I got my ass handed to me because I wasn’t expecting them. There they were, one by one coming out. Next time, look where you are supposed to, ok? That should be second nature by now, especially since it’s a map we played for a very long time. Use your heads next time. Sadly, the problems don’t end there. I call where I play, no matter if you know where I play on that map. I call every match’s beginning and half. What the hell happened during Mill? I heard only one person say where they were playing and then out of no where I had a different partner B. Please, please, please, call your spot every match. I don’t care if you think that everyone knows by now, just do it anyway. What happened was someone took over a spot without calling they were. That ended up sending the person who usually plays that spot to a whole nother area that they normally don’t play. That’s a problem people. Start calling where you are playing or where you would like to play so that we don’t have people confused. Watching peoples’ backs is another problem. When you guard a bombsite or even bomb for that matter, watch in another direction, not the same direction as your friends. I’ve seen this happen way too much lately. Everyone gets mowed over because someone wasn’t watching the other direction. Seriously, think about what the enemy COULD be doing. Obviously I’m nitpicking here because I’m aggravated with our sloppiness. I thought that putting on a tag would make you all feel like you were part of a team. All I see is pubbing moves and pug moves that should be non-existent by now. I don’t want anyone to be offended, I just want everyone to understand that being a team means communicating and fixing any problems. These are some that need to be fixed, so please try and work on that in every scrim we do. I will be doing the same.

Feel free to message me with other issues I didn’t address. I will gladly address them in another article.

-Pepsi