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From Augest 24 - August 31st, Me and some other homedawgs of different ethnicities will be hosting the first annual Ugliest Hoovy ever contest. Send me a message via Steam with a picture of the front, side, and back of your ugly hoovy, where me and other judges will rate it from 1 to [W33D]. Whoever wins will 2 ref, free of charge, so go out der and make thew worst damn hoovy ever seen by mankind!
Also, make sure the images are from the loadout menu.

EDIT: ADDED ANOTHER REF
EDIT EDIT: ADDED A DEEP COMMITMENT TO PURPLE

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When going to your local walmart you should always check online so you know youre getting the best deals

Your final 6 pokemon should be HM slaves

When renting a movie you should move out of your house so they cant find you

When graduating college it is perfectly normal to go your parents house and get more money

When eating a fortune cookie dont eat the fortune by accident

The best way to customize a computer by yourself is to build it

When looking for gosts always use a fleshlight and a vaccum cleaner