The Jake Paulers will DESTROY INFIDELS

As a proud Pauler, and avid Vine fan, I think us, the Paulers, need to rise up to our former glory! I once was on the bus, when some old ♥♥♥♥♥ wanted to sit down, I MADE HER STAND! she was a peasant and had no right to bother a Pauler like my self. I distinguish myself highly, I wear Forever 21 apparel to my childs baseball games, as a matter of fact, my child got me into Jake Paul, Now he wants me to stop. He once caught me making out with my JP poster in my room, I asked if he wanted to join but he refused, so I spanked the ♥♥♥♥ out of him for dissrespecting JP. I think we, the Paulers, have the capability to rise up with our Savior, and take over Youtube by eliminating every infidel we stumble upon!

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