lol

6 out of 7 of those are correct. Only the pastor where's the greenbay stuff tho.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN:

1.Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
2.“Vacation” means going up north past Hwy 8 for the weekend.
3.You measure distance in hours.
4.You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5.You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again.
6.Your whole family wears Packer Green to church on Sunday.
7.You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

Ricky Rubio has openly insulted Oklahoma City. He must know more about America than we thought.

The Oklahoma State Penitentiary rodeo was cancelled this year due to a lack of funding. The prison arena is in need of repairs. The inmates are upset but in the meantime are practicing bareback riding in the shower.

LMAO

I see where the Texas Department of Corrections has instituted some innovative programs to change the behavior of prisoners. Down in the state prison in Huntsville they've been very successful in treating sex offenders. What they do is this: they give the prisoners pictures of Arkansas women and that cures them of all sexual desires.