PEMDASMBCG

WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 ♥♥♥♥♥! I don’t even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to ♥♥♥ IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that ♥♥♥♥ is to get out? ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what ♥♥♥♥ told me, ♥♥♥ TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.

Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.

Edit: were 6 thousand upvotes in, I thought this would get like, 36-127 upvotes, but 6 THOUSAND? Most people would thank people for upvoting, but not me, I did not deserve this, all I did was talk about traps for a second. Maybe I just need to get a life.