Our Lord, his grace, protector of all: Shia Labeouf hopes you are all having a wonderful day.

Check the discussion "Ten Commandments of Shia?" for the new, updated version, and abide by these improved laws of the lands immediately. I know you don't want to, but just do it.

Hail Shia.

"But halt, he art not deceased; Shia unexpected event, there's a mechanical lead tipped firing mechanism pointed at your head, but you can perform the art of ju jitsu. Body slam famous Hollywood celebrity Shia lebeouf."


But wait he isn't dead; Shia surprise, there's a gun to your head. But you can do ju jitsu. Body slam superstar Shia lebeouf.

Worshiping shatan is like spitting in the face of Shia, and for that reason you will be excommunicated from the cult and forsaken by Shia. You have 24 hours to leave the cult of shatan if you are in it, this is your only warning.

Shia praises and loves all of you on such a fine day.