Following the death of Billy the Salty Monkey, Waldo fell into a deep depression and decided the only reasonable course of action was to starve himself. "Holy duck sh*t I can't do this, I haven't eaten in 4 hours" he thought to himself. "Maybe I'm better off finding a way to resurrect my best friend Billy." After eating a box of hot pockets, Waldo decided that the easiest way to bring Billy back would be to sacrifice someone. He grabbed a sack, some rope and a razor blade and hopped in his car. "Maybe I can snatch up a child off the street, or maybe a prostitute." Waldo drove for a while before finding someone who seemed suitable for a sacrifice, a poor asian tourist. "Hey squinty" he shouted from his car, "you look lost, want me to give you a ride?" "F*cka you write man, you rook rike a roser in yoah sh*tty resbian cah" "Oh yeah well at least my eyes aren't permanently closed cause of asian inferiority." Waldo drove off still cursing out his window at strangers. "Wait a minute... I'LL SACRIFICE BILLY'S BROTHER." he said to himself as he sped down the street before hitting an old blind man. Now at his best friends brothers house, he wiped the blood off the front of his car, walked up to the front door and rang the door bell. Some tall blonde skank answered the door, "Are you the one we found on grinder that was gonna join our orgy?" Waldo barged into the house "Get outta the way ya' nasty tr*nny I need to talk to Tommy." He went down the hallway to Tommy's room only to find him softly touching his 9 inch c*ck surrounded by blonde woman who may or may not have all been trans. Waldo stared at Tommy's c*ck and had conflicted feelings. "Wait... I'm not gay." "Hey Tommy how ya been?" "Oh hi Waldo, me been good, lot of nice women be Tommy friend." Tommy was Billy's younger brother that he used to kick in the head while he was a sleep so he could try to convince him he was having nightmares as a joke. "Hey Tommy you mind helping Waldo with something?" he asked with his eyes still fixated on Tommy's c*ck. "Yeah me always help Waldo" "Okay close your eyes" he slowly lent down, inching closer to Tommy's hard throbbing p*nis. "Keep those eyes closed." "Oh you thought I was gonna suck him off, yeah f*cking right you sick motherf*cker" Waldo pulled out the razor blade and put a slit through Tommy's neck, the room went dark everybody before Satan himself ascended from the earth. "So you want your best friend back huh, fine take him and f*ck off, I wanna get back to eating that good demon p*ssy" "Oh and one more thing, it's a two person sacrifice dumbass so you're coming with me b*tch" "YOU MOTHERF*CKER." "BILLY YOU GOTTA SAVE ME." The earth closed up, Waldo was now down in hell, and Billy took Tommy's place in the orgy, ready to live his best life

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Today I went to the hospital because my leg ripped in eight tiny chunks. The horse doctor told me that it is never going to heal. He fisted me in my stub for 8 hours and touched me on my stub. It felt like a slutty teacher was rubbing her a lot. My brother saw my molestation and he liked it so much that he joined in. I wasn't happy, although I did like his technique because it was better than the doctor. Three years later, I still am in the hospital. I wish I had the doctor here to molest me again. This way he could see how much I loved his hoof and how his hoof caressed me on my bleeding stub. One more visit would make me so happy.