Whose Balls are being Fondled?

"Fondle thy enemy and fondle thy self; in a hundred battles, you will never be defeated." Sun Tzu, The Art of War

To answer the ultimate question of existence, it is ultimately all balls that are fondled.

"Fondle thy enemy, Fondle thy foe, for the more thy fondle the more thy know." Confucius

As a clan we draw much of our inspiration from ancient sages and philosophers such as Sun Tzu; known as the father of modern warfare tactics, and Confucius; Philosopher and sage, inventor of the rub and tug technique. By applying the wise ideas of these enlightened wise men to our competitive arsenal, we wield a long forgotten power on the battlefield. However, with great power comes great responsibility, and in order to maintain dignity and control, we must always remember; No ♥♥♥♥