If not now, when? Never!

Do you not care about the size of your virtual penis? Does having a high social credit score in a pixel simulator not give you a bigger ego? Does tryharding and metagaming not give you any enjoyment in this delusion we call life? Then this group is for you. Do you play games because you find them subjectively fun or because you can buy same gun every round so that that one tweaker kid wont cry that you are "griefing" If your answer is the latter, idk sad story bro, if not welcome.