Welcome to the pinnacle of hell.

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang! Hey!

There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
We don't want zombies on the lawn.
I know your type: tall, dark, and dead,
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of the one who planted me here (Homeowner: Nooooooooooo!)
I'm just a sunflower but see me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains, we don't like zombies
Football Zombie: I used to play football
Sunflower: Play football!
Conehead Zombie: Road cones protect my head
Sunflower: Cone on his head.
Screen Door Zombie: I have a screen door shield
Sunflower: Screen door shield!
All zombies: We are the undead!
Sunflower: There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
We don't want zombies on the lawn.
Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Instead we'll use this solar power to make a lawn defense at any hour.
Digger Zombie: I like your tricycle
Sunflower: Tricycle.
Buttered Zombie: There's butter on my head
Sunflower: On his head.
Dolphin: (Dolphin sound) I'm gonna eat your brains
Sunflower: Oh no no no.
All zombies: We are the undead!
Sunflower: There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
We don't want zombies on the lawn.

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