Religious? I Think Not!

I know its a few days late, but i was busy being lawling at it to myself. so here it is.
Happy belated rapture everyone!
If you dont know about it by now, someone predicted that rapture would be may 21'st 2011/ for a bunch of reasons im not going into detail for.
Long story short, here's what should have happened during rapture
(Quoted from an e-bible website)

"By God’s grace and tremendous mercy, He is giving us advanced warning as to what He is about to do. On Judgment Day, May 21st, 2011, this 5-month period of horrible torment will begin for all the inhabitants of the earth. It will be on May 21st that God will raise up all the dead that have ever died from their graves. Earthquakes will ravage the whole world as the earth will no longer conceal its dead (Isaiah 26:21). People who died as saved individuals will experience the resurrection of their bodies and immediately leave this world to forever be with the Lord. Those who died unsaved will be raised up as well, but only to have their lifeless bodies scattered about the face of all the earth. Death will be everywhere.

The Lord also emphasizes these awful 5 months of destruction in the final verse of Genesis"


One thing i'd like to point out is "By God’s grace and tremendous mercy"
Shortly followed by "his 5-month period of horrible torment will begin for all the inhabitants of the earth"
As well as "Earthquakes will ravage the whole world"
And on top of all that "Death will be everywhere."

Thank you oh merciful god, for i am glad you're such a nice guy.


I thought this clear prediction gone wrong was absolutely hilarious and was worthy of a post.

Here's my prediction;
Out of all the believers -
50% of them are gonna spend the rest of their life trying to figure out where they went wrong

40% are going to kill themselves

and 10% are gonna turn into satanists.

Thats all i have to say for now!


Also, dont forget to INVITE YOUR -ATHEIST- FRIENDS!