HEIL POTATO!

We have gathered here to defende most important thing in world. Potato chips, i am Pringles leader of potato chips. If you belive in our cause, plz join. Now heres what we have done past few years. 1 We tryed make potato chips poisonus by puting random chemicals into crowing potatos. We failed, we oncly made things like sour cream onion and OMGWTFJEESUS flavor. On the bright side we killed 1 fat human. His name was arttu, after he had eaten 284 tubes of OMGWTFJEESUS flavored chips. He blew up. (plz dont ask about who Arttu is in real life) Well mostly it was fail, but next plan was alot beter. We managed to make succesfull terrorist atack to usa. (9/11) We fed the pilots of 2 planes so much they blew up in air and crashed their plane in many critical targets. After that we called president and we finaly got them to listen. They promised that we could have safeplace at texas and that chips could live and breed there freely. (dont ask about breed part you would puke) Well we wached TV the next week and saw how bush and his men said it was the terrorist working for osama bin laden. We dont care that many ppl know about the cover up and want to tell the thruth. Cose they will be terminated in time. ( if your one of these ppl plz dont read this) And yes it was me MR PRINGLES that organized and executed 9/11 terrorist atack. Now if you wanna join uss in our next atack to steal A-bomb and go bomb sweden cose their gay-_-. ( and yeah you will get alot of -_- while chating to me its a chip thing) join uss AND DONT GO TO SWEDEN