Peter:Hello, laddie
*looks at pen*
Pen:I shall kill you to the ends of this earth
O.O *I stare*
Peter:Your demise won't be a good one
*starts fighting with the pen*

What is going on here?
A Riddle to solve.

CAPTAIN POOTIS VADER-MAN, REPORTING FOR DUTY - We need more supporters on this crew!

This is Captain Vader Pootis Man, reporting for duty! We need more supporters!

This is Papa Gator reporting in that Mission Poot the Tis is now in operation Delta-Six. If you are unaware of this process before. Too bad.