Unlimited (Protein) Powder

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Powerlift the Size?

It's not a story your personal trainer would tell you...

It’s a growth hormone legend.

Darth Powerlift was a dark lord of the gym, so powerful and so wise he could use the steroids to influence the proteins to create, gains. He had such a knowledge of the steroids he could even skip leg day. Of course having so many gains the only thing he feared was losing them. Which of course he did and then he taught his young client everything he knew of steroids and gains, then his client fired him and started his own gym. Ironic. He could save other people from lost gains, but not himself.

Is it possible to learn this swoleness?

Not from a nutritionist.

I'll try lifting thats a good trick!

Now this is powerlifting!