exhale bottledwater
inhale bottledwater
exhale bottle

inhale waterbottle

"make my water bottle wet" cant ♥♥♥♥♥♥ think of one person who would call there dong "water bottle" regardless thats the funniest part

Yup

sounds like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roblox sex rp mfg

hi i am manuel from America i am 56 years old and i am looking for some people to hang out with and get wet. send me a message if you want to have some fun and get wet. i like to make your pants wet and you can make my water bottle wet.

sngooeg

saugeg

How to ♥♥♥ sausg
Step 1
grab forking weapon
step 2
rob a local hannafords, if no hannafords u get allahu akbar.
step 3
obten sausg
step 4
go home and cook sausg
step 5
toss sausg onto ground and make a pentagram around it
step 5.5
summon satasausg
step 6
pray to allah for nuclear winter
step 7
acquire nuclear weapons using donald trump
step 8
nuke urself
step 9
eat sausg

How to impress your crush!
step 1
Send her a text message saying how much you want to twittle her spuff sandwich. Shell know what you mean.
step 2
Go to her house and sit out her window with erotic whale porn playing on your latest 70's boombox.
step 3
walk up to her and tell her that Harambe din du nuff rong, she'll love you for being apart of the black lives matter movement
step 4
Wait... Harambe was a gorilla...? I thought all blacks we---
step 6
Skip over step 5 because you will be sliding your dank, herpe infested dog sausage in her in no time!

How to make the best banana cupcakes ever!
Step 1
Grab your bleach and put it in a bowl the whole bleach bottle needs to go into the bowl
Step 2 Grab some non flavoured cupcakes from your local walmart or steal em from a ♥♥♥♥♥ outside
Step 3
Let the cupcakes float into your bowl filled with bleach
Step 4
Grab some candy and put em on top
Step 5
Put a banana picture on top of the cupcakes
Step 6
Give your cupcakes to the refugee's at your local IKEA
This is the best recipe ever even ♥♥♥♥♥ KEEMSTAR ate em.
maybe this made him so small and fat

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