USE KODE "KARL" ON YOUR NEXT GFUEL PURCHASE

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcising 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am in danger, I pull it over my body like a outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, & extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material & make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, & police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house & bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.