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The most powerful creation in the universe. Some say that god created light and darkness on the first day, sky and sea on the second, land on the third, sun and moon on the fourth, birds and fish on the fifth, man and animals on the sixth, and rested on the seventh. What really happened was he blew out his girl's back the first two days, blue balled himself for two more, rested, created this powerful artifact, then literally everything else on the seventh. Gaze upon its glory, feast your eyes well for this may be the last thing you see when you expire. Boys rule, girls drool.